On the last Friday of 2013 and to celebrate the End of the Year, here is the second half of this year's round-up of Better Raw's Friday Funnies - from August to December 2013. To see the first half - from January to July 2013 - click here.

My fantasy is having two men at once. 

One cooking. One cleaning.

My roommate called me and said there's a leak in the bathroom.

Came home to this.

Hey girl, I grew this kale for you in my organic garden.

[For the Ryan Gosling fans amongst us...]

I'm changing my name to "Nobody" on Facebook, so when I see stupid crap people post, 

I can like it and it will say "Nobody likes this."

Chocolate comes from cocoa, which is a tree. That makes it a plant. Chocolate is salad.

Ladies, if a man says he will fix it, he will.

There is no need to remind him every 6 months about it.

Here's some Chia Seeds for you...

and some Nori Ships for you...

And Psyllium Husk for both of you to reset your digestion.

Not yet, not yet, not yet, not yet, not yet.

EAT ME NOW

Too late.

- Avocados

I will be posting telepathically today. So if you think of

something funny, that was me.

I didn't make it to the gym today.

That makes 5 years in a row.

I love Pandas, they're so chill.

They're like: "Dude, racism is stupid. I'm white, black and Asian."

A little kid wrote this letter for his teacher after he was told she was sick.

Mom? What is normal?

It's just a setting on the dryer, honey.

One time, Bill Murray came up to me at Wendy's, took a fry off my tray, ate it, 

looked me in the eyes and said, "Nobody's going to believe you."

I need a six month vacation twice a year.

Why science teachers should not be given playground duty.

I was about to go for a jog but it looks like it might rain so I'm gonna

stay home and play it safe.

I hate being so busy that I can't do personal things at work!

I just watched my dog chase its tail for 5 minutes and I thought:

Dogs are easily entertained. Then I realised, I was just watching my dog

chase its tail for 5 minutes.

Want today's wifi password?

1. Make your beds  2. Vaccum downstairs  3. Walk the dog

OMG! Slow down!

You're gonna get us killed!

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